mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

tr0ylerfangirl:

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netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

su-ic-id-al:

I wish there was a way to kill yourself and see how everyone who you knew reacts, and then depending on that choose whether to stay dead or not. If that were the case I’d kill myself right this second. 

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

foreverrhapsody:

this, important information,

(Source: lalalayeah)

(Source: vanessasofiaferreira)

radiohemmings:

online friendships have prepared me for long distance relationships i am ready to date a boy in a touring band please deliver one to me asap

(Source: michaelgclifford)